Hark Dulai was born on June 12, 1972 in Live Oak, California, a small farm town just north of  Sacramento.  He grew up a very hard working peach farmer, or actually the lazy son of a very  hard working peach farmer.  Hark has always been a sports fanatic, he watches all sports  (watches because he was  never good enough to play).  He is very competitive or a sore  loser depending on how you look at it.     He has more love for his favorite sports teams  than any woman he has ever met, which explains why he is single.   Yes he is single, so  ladies feel free to email him so  his family will finally get off his  back about settling down.   

Later, after his farming days, he moved to the Silicon Valley and turned into a bit of a computer  geek, a bit of a drinker (actually  lot), and eventually, realized he was also a bit of a comedian.  He has been making his living  in the Bay Area in San Jose for the last 10 years and has also  previously had experience in IT  Administration.   He is one comedian who can relate to  everyone.  You don't have to be from a small farm town or be a computer nerd to enjoy his  work, or even a terrorist (ask him to show you his driver's license if you ever met him).  He  has many stories to tell about his drinking days , well the ones that did not end in a black out.   Don't worry though, he will fill in the blacked out spots with things that he has made up!   Many stories of drinking are with his best friend Allen (who is often referred  to as Al to  protect his identity).  Spend 10 minutes with him and you'll feel like you've known him your  entire life, kind of like your next door neighbor, spend another 20 minutes with him and you  will wish your next door neighbor would move.

Hark Dulai angered some die hard Arizona Cardinal fans when he called them bandwagoners.